very well then, one last article before teh world will drown in tears

very well then, one last article before teh world will drown in tears
very well then, one last article before teh world will drown in tears..
yes, it is true, I am leavin gthis dreadfull place known by the name MUNICH and will go to that northern country called: the low lands... holland

It is a fact that I will be doomed. A weird soft G accent and many cheesy years are lying ahead of me, but I will keep my spirit straight up and think of those wonderfull things that have happened in those last 6 years I have spent in weiswurstcountry. Infact, I will come back and visit my friends who I am froced to leave behind now.

Yet, there is a silver lining, of which I am sure it will stay, for my most loyal fan (;)) Pieter will travel with me and stay in the very same town, to start his studies of biotechnical..shit... I will continue spamming him and he will do so with me, so I have great prospects for a most merry time.

Alas, this doesn't count for all my friends, and mostly those whom I have left behind in far frogland and wafflecountry, I will say goodbye, and hopefully till soon, for I wil not forget those blessed hearts.

In great love and respect, your neverending madness

Boxykins.

PS: that I'm going to holland doesn' t mean the madness will stop! Oh no, the show must go on, and I will spend great time in my room, restarting to write atricles with hopefully a great deal of humor and sarcasm... till then, I also am an artist so do check out my link in deviantart : www.deviantart.com/boxykins and my myspace for any who are interested:www.myspace.com/boxykins

I will miss you folks!
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# Posté le dimanche 08 juin 2008 14:53

Modifié le dimanche 08 juin 2008 15:05

The brithday cake!

It was Graham's brithday and graha'm's birthday cake. Unfortunatly, Graham did not have a mouth. He could not eat it the human way. But Graham's mom had found a sollution. They had to keep the cocobirds in their heads so they can't run and fly free like jelly! Graham agreed.
Both of them are seeing multiple psychiatrists now. The cake has never been eaten.
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# Posté le samedi 24 novembre 2007 07:51

from DINNER to DILDOBIRD!

-Why donT we all go to have dinner someday? Like, propper food?
-That would be most merry!
-Jolly good, we'll arrange that then! I will tell my cat about it so it can can wear its most beautiful and stylish tie!
-Aww, bless its heart! It will be swell, Miss Pennywinkle, I simply cannot wait!!
-So will be the vaporised flip-flop! It will sing of happyness, and, Miss Spankcheek, it will of course have a little nap!
-Oh how darling. I will wear my favorite party frock, and may I just add, I will not wear any knickers!
-Such wonderful news! I shall try to cath a glance of your no-knickerness while eating spagetti through my nostrils, cutting the food with my toenails!
-Oh, you naughty boy! I will keep my eye on you! hihihi
-Keep it low for I shall not wear any socksm while enjoying litterature of touch!
-Oh miss Pennywinkle, please keep your hands to yourself! Your eyes may wander but your hands must remain in their cage!
-I cannot promise a thing. They might flee while I'll try to feed them with butter, which I collected out of your bellybutton. ...Does this turn you on Miss Spankcheek?
-All too much sir! I must try to calm down, before Mr Spanckeek returns! Otherwise, he uses a wooden spoon to please me, as his dinkywink will not erect!
-I'm not known with the terms of modern medicine Mrs Spankcheek, for I have to ask, what is the modern definition of a dinkywink? Is it not: a bra?
-I'm afraid, for it is not! It is a...a...a...a PENIS!
-A wooden penis? For I do not believe Mr Spankcheek has gotten otherwise. Or is it in fact...a BIRD?
-YEs, for it is!
-I see, it be so. Let's cross the bridge! Can I buy you...a cocobutt perhaps?
-As long as it's virusfree, you may!
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# Posté le lundi 19 novembre 2007 12:23

Modifié le lundi 26 novembre 2007 09:59

britney shakespears (donno why it's called this way)

-Junio! I have waited for you!~
-Have you now? did you have to wait for a long time?
- I have waited fo many a year! I have brought news Junio!
- What is it Augustus? You better tell me quick for I cannot hold my urinal liquids any longer!
-I saw your wife on my voyage ALAS! She was with another man! And your son, he is gay with two children!
-How could the lord punish me so? Are you certain of your words?
-I am certain julio. I cried many a tear but it is the truth! I saw them exchanging glances and I knew it was on. I'm dreadfully sorry!
-So am I augustus, true friend, but I shall need to re-plan my future! Maybe, no, probably find a woman to share my treasures with. Oh Augustus, helpeth me through these hard times!
-I will if it's the last thing I do. I love you Julio, marry me?
-Oh Augustus!
-Well? Will you?
-I...I don't know what to say! have you realy thought about this?Are you having ghost appearances? Or do you realy wish to marry me?
-Oh Julio. Oh oh oh oh oh Julio oh oh!
-I see, then it be so! The bells will ring at dawn! Do you have an appropriate dress?
- Julio, you are woman! I will wear a basket!
- So it will be. OH! Close your nose and dive under water surface till I give you the sign that it's clear! quickly my dear! We have no time to lose!
-Will de but then, my voice will turn all Lululey when we get married!
- Does not matter, I will take you however you sound!
*dive*
-you can return Augustus, my starshine!
-HA&FND A&$ @( EW UR*% VUP) %* W ^R CU@#*HF SAY@!
-Sorry? I didn't quite catch that!
-F*A(#N@ F(WA @J &$(@ C(# H( @Y%VG) J$AV ($ %JW)@ %HNV
-Oh dear, I understand you're upset, but please, try not to make noises which aren't natural!
- I need to poo...
-So do I!
- Let's poo together!
- POO!
- HD)!&EH*# &* % @(&# @)(%& H&F J*Y$
- OH! A little poo and also a little fart! how pleasant!
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# Posté le samedi 13 octobre 2007 09:56

Modifié le lundi 26 novembre 2007 09:57

calcultaions following the O'deckers law

calculation of stones laying in front of the ESM.

1500 : 2 = 750 x 6 = 4500 - 4 = 4496 + 10= 4506 * 53X 2= 477636
(pupils)(sex) (stars) (stars) (ladies WC) (sex spelt on caclulator)

How many times has the 'dear penis'song been sung on sunday morning?]/s]


6 - 10 = -4 x 4000000 = -16000000 x -1 = 16000000 : 3 = 5333333,33
(time) (people involved) (days ago)

Ammount of words in THAT book

1 x 2 = 2 x 224 = 448 x 500 = 224000 : 250 =896 - 26 = 870 x 1,5 = 1305
(sides of sheets)(ammount of pages)( ammount of words per page) (ammount of crap in total) (ammount of pics in total)( people loking at the book)


the things written under the calcultaions are the explicationjs of the numbers used in the calculation...u have no id how hard it is to calculate some stuff on the PC!
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# Posté le mardi 09 octobre 2007 14:11